catchymemes:

funnytwittertweets:

anarchblr:

hotvampireadjacent:

ABOLISH POLICE AND FREE MY HOMEBOY DJ TOILET

birdonawire:

birdonawire:

she’s literally me

@outdean ngl i probably would’ve moaned right then and there

dunroamins:

memewhore:

THIS CHILD WILL GO FAR

tamytonks:

listen, I’m not complaining, ok?

so-literature-me:

Shout out to Neil Gaiman characters that wear dark sunglasses. Must be my favourite gender

420technoblazeit:

carl: yeah this guy came over he was really tall and blond, wouldn’t take his sunglasses off though

rose:

theatricdawn:

Love how the Corinthian’s traits are

• serial killer
• sharp fashion sense
• good with kids
• Gay™
• killer music taste
• escaped his enclosure just to be gay do crimes for 100+ slutty, slutty years

Call Morpheus a tumblr sexyman all you want but the Corinthian embodies the concept

cryoud:

cyber-phobia:

cyber-phobia:

cyber-phobia:

cyber-phobia:

it has been acquired.

thankyou tumblr user moonpaw